Terry Boyardee

Terry Boyardee
Terry Boyardee (Boiardi) is a drifting chef going job to job trying to scrape by. Even though Terry is the son of the great chef Ettore Boiardi people laugh at him because of his family's reputation of cheap, gross, canned "Italian" food. Terry grew up in relative wealth from his fathers canned food but his named got translated wrong from Boiardi to Boyardee and gradually forgot about his family name and wounded up in That One Berg and was hired to be the McDonald family's personal chef making on average 1-3 cents a day. Even though Terry has a very depressing life he doesn't let that ruin his day of chillin in the McDonald's very very dysfunctional family.

Terry's Bread Sandwich:
Ingredients:

An entire ham, two pieces of bread

preparation:

Sllice the ham in half and then put the two pieces of bread in-between the two huge slices of ham, enjoy!